Seija Sociologist


Seija Sociologist
Master’s degree of Sociology
University of Helsinki, Faculty of Social Sciences

I am a Nth-year sociology student and I have been confused about what I want to do when I grow up since forever. This has made me extremely efficient in prolonging my studies, avoiding responsibility and exercising hard-core escapism. Do not ask me what sociology actually is; I have no answers for that.

Recently I have felt incredibly inspired by the US election. I have come to realize that my deepest desire is to be the next president of the United States of America. In order to reach this goal, I’ve immersed myself in American culture, through the medium of TV. This has given me a broad insight into the lives and mindsets of hard-working average Joes. My expertise is profound in subjects such as: Dance Moms, Duck Dynasty, Keeping up with the Kardashians (all 12 seasons, I have better stamina than Kanye), the Real Housewives of New York, the Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Real Housewives of Orange County and the Real Housewives of Atlanta. In the future I expect to master Rob & Chyna, the Real Housewives of Miami and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as well. I’m also curious about expanding my knowledge of the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

I am passionate about the environment and I want to make the world a better place. Since IKEA makes everything cozier, I have made myself an IKEA-expert. I can build IKEA-furniture independently, efficiently and without the required tools. Also, I am willing to eat horse or pony meat if it makes the world better.

I am minoring in political science and Assyriology. I have learned that these can be just as tedious as sociology. I’m very good at browsing through books quickly and then forgetting everything I’ve read. Therefore I have an endless capacity for learning new things!

The really important facts are obviously stuck in my brain forever. Let us all not forget how Comte de Saint-Simon fucked up his suicide – the poor geezer shot himself in the head SIX times, but still did not succeed in dying.

As a start-up enthusiast, I am looking for opportunities to develop small-scale businesses into superstardom. With the help of my presidency and tax fraud, this can be done very conveniently.

Finally, I have a life-long dream of changing Emile Durkheim’s official name to Gerbil Orcheim. If this is a cause you care about, don’t hesitate to contact me and help me make me your president.

Connections: 0 people, 23 cats, 72 gerbils

Sindar – full working proficiency
Dothraki – limited working proficiency
Swedish – native or bilingual proficiency (when intoxicated)
English – limited working proficiency (only Geordie)

Member of the Board of Finnish Gerbil Association
Member of the exotic dance group University Babes (UB)

Opportunities Seija is looking for:
Discount coupons
Joining a decent-profit board

Causes Seija cares about:
Gerbil welfare
Gerbil sexual health
Breaking the Internet

SPSS (just kidding lol)
HTML (I have done one web page)
Social media
Cyber security (no one has hacked my cloud yet)
Event planning
Reciting Queen Bey